Mr. Hinderaker Likes That Trump “Fights” (Threatens) Mr. Mueller… But Blanches At “Pardon” Tweets?! Vapor ALERT!

Life-The-President-Cant-Spell-07-22-2017Once John started down this slippery slope (dancing with what he always knew was a soul-less cretin) — he knew this day would come. He’s “caught in… the vapors….”

Here on Sunday night, he scolds 45 about the President’s unhinged “pardon tweet” of yesterday. See at right.

But on Friday midday, he was cheering Mr. Trump’s threats at obstruction of Mr. Mueller, should the latter look into Trump family finances. John apparently prefers head on obstruction, over sneaky pardon talk.

Silly John.

Here — for the record — is how I see it, and why Mr. Trump’s approval rating is around 37 per cent (and his disapproval rating is around 56 per cent).

Ahem. We now have a sitting US President who cannot discern (and doesn’t care to learn) the difference between the word “counsel” — and the word “council”. This is not the first time he has used the wrong version of that word in his tweets, but I note it today, since it points to a lack of focus — a lack of rigor — a stunning lack of. . . work ethic — the work, of applying the gift (i.e., an education) he was given — but plainly never. . . actually earned.

It may seem trivial or venial, even — for my critique to start there. But truly it all goes decidedly downhill, from here. His tweet-storm this morning is a cornucopia of. . . nonsense.

He asks why Mr. Mueller is not investigating HRC for various things. Um. . . because the special COUNSEL (note spelling, Mr. Trump) has a limited charter. And it doesn’t include looking at anything that is not related to complicity with Russian efforts to undermine our election — but tellingly, it DOES INCLUDE looking at anyone’s efforts to obstruct that investigation.

It is only focused on you, Mr. President, and your people — precisely because it is not a fishing expedition. It is a focused look, at your ties to the Russian oligarchy. And yes, it plainly now includes looking into the financial incentives you (and your family empire) might have – to be complicit with that oligarchy’s requests — the American people, national security (and worldwide security). . . be damned.

Yes, Mr. President — I am hinting at. . . treason. But I will let Mr. Mueller do his job. [And we all now know this is why we couldn’t see your (and your family empire’s) tax returns. But Mr. Mueller has, already — I’ll guarantee that much.] Your tweet about “no crime” perhaps unintentionally tellingly — and thus ironically — modified the phrase “no crime” with a “so far“.

It may take Mr. Mueller six or seven more months, but I think you are right — in that at least your “so far/yet” is clearly a wise turn of phrase.

Whopperline-ALT--Nix-45-RawThere is so much more packed in to these completely deranged views, at right — but I will close with just this: it is your duty, Mr. President to uphold the law. To explain to “so many people” that Mrs. Clinton holds no office; is not the focus of any bipartisan Congressional committee — let alone a Special COUNSEL (that darn word again!) — all because you FIRED the regular one. Finally, as if it even needed saying(!), no one else has threatened Mr. Mueller, by telling The New York Times that Trump family finances are a “red line” — one the duly appointed Special Counsel Mueller ought not cross (despite the charter clearly authorizing EXACTLY that very inquiry). You are cooked, Mr. Trump. You just can’t admit it “so far. . .” or. . . “YET“. Or should I say. . . “nyet“?

Please do the nation a favor, and. . . step down, willingly. Nixon did (on far less egregious matters — a bungled burglary of a DC hotel, to get Democratic secrets — and the smoking gun was 18 minutes of missing audiotape). Not collusion with Russian oligarchs, to throw our election [where entire federal tax returns (thousands of pages — which even Nixon made public) are “missing” — from public view]. Step down, Mr. President.

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John Hinderaker: Idiot.

whopperline-hinderaker-race-trope-2016Latest evidence? He decries a police involved shooting of a white female Australian witness, while talking with officers, at the squad car (but only insofar as he posits that what went wrong was something with… liberals, here). Oh the stupid. It burns.

He says — admitting that we still know nearly nothing about the tragic incident — that this regrettable death (likely an accident, but we don’t yet know) is the fault of (wait for it!)… AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.

Uh-huh. It seems we do know that the officer whose gun went off, killing the woman was… a Somali American. “Jebus, Johnny….”

From this, John — completely without any evidence — asserts that the officer must have been an affirmative action hire. But only after he makes fun of the more earnest quotes from people (on other stories, of late) who support gun control, and BLM.

That silly John. He sure is silly. And in this case, he has (with malice aforethought) libeled an officer of the law.

Whopper-Stars-Bars-Hind-2015I will admit that it is odd that the officer’s gun discharged (under at least these so far sketchy but known circumstances). But “odd” — that is all we know at the moment.

No matter — to John, it’s always about race (but only if he can fantasize that brown people are at fault).

U G L Y.

“Nah. I. Can’t. Even.” Bub-Bye Jr. Edition.

Whopperline-Jr-Poodle-Hinderaker-2017Okay. See — while we knew Mr. Hinderaker had gone full lap poodle for 45 quite some time ago, I will candidly admit that I for one didn’t realize he had also gone to the knee-pads, for Donnie Jr.

I’ll only use a few sentences to note that tonight John would have us believe that all the emails released to date by Jr. are good for… wait for it! — is corroborating Donnie Jr.’s account of his own meetings.

No mention of the now clear fact that Donnie Jr. obviously lied about not having any. [And this omission is rendered all the more astonishing, because Mr. Hinderaker’s appears right next to Paul M.’s — which clearly calls Jr. a liar and serial fabulist. But John is allergic to even that much truth, right there, on his own page — from his trusted co-author.] No mention of the fact that Donnie Jr. “loved” the idea of accepting aid from an enemy power, aligned against US interests — if it meant getting dirt on his father’s opponent.

That’s an admission of treason, son.

The stupid. It burns. Oh — but it burns.

That’s all. I’m out right there.

Nope — one more thing: because I want to have said it first, when it turns out to be true…. This all makes plain that Mr. Mueller has much more — and the unnamed White House staffers feeding the New York Times have already been called in by Mr. Mueller, and/or been shown much worse, in the way of incriminating documents — perhaps involving 45 himself (at his own hand) — and these unnamed sources are now looking to save their own skins, by being the “Deep(er) Throats” — of this Watergate-on-crack fiasco.

A (Smallish) Sunday Head-Scratcher

Color me mildly confused. Honestly, I’ll only waste a few sentences on it.

For you see, it is but a small conundrum, in truth. As you might imagine, my confusion (once again!) emanates from the self-contradictory words of a. . . small man. So, it is ultimately a very small matter, from a man with small hands, and clearly — a small mind.

Then-GOP-candidate for President Donald Trump, on July 26, 2016:

. . . .”I will tell you this, Russia: If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find. . . the emails that are missing,” the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press. . . .”

Yet overnight, Mr. Trump tells the nation, as her President, by tweet, it’s the prior Administration’s fault — that Russia hacked our 2016 election. Did you catch that? He’s admitting Russia-Gate — as a fact — and as an official White House statement, to boot (so says his Press Secretary).

Well. . . I guess, purely as a matter of law, I’ve long considered encouraging a hostile foreign power — to engage in unlawful (treasonous) action. . . to be a very close-cousin — to a crime called. . . collusion. Mr. Trump, it’s time to. . . turn yourself in. You’ve just admitted that the Russian hack occurred, and we all know you very publicly encouraged it, as a candidate — and so, an indictment may lie, for collusion — and perhaps. . . treason.

Confidential to Mr. Mueller — good work, in sweating the suspect-in-chief into an admission (again). But in truth, he is such a easy mark — his (small) thumbs are his own worst enemy.

Closing out cold — on 45.

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Mr. Hinderaker (Once Again!) Gives Us Ample Reason To Laugh At Him…

whopper-3trump-not-serious-2017In tonight’s unintentionally hilarious post — Mr. Hinderaker would tell us that a reporter’s thorough fact checking (and complete background vetting) is…cause for…   derision:

“…This cozy alliance among reporter, prosecutor, witness and Washington insider is a nice microcosm of the establishment’s coordinated effort to destroy the alien Trump administration1….”

Actually John, it is a piece about fact checking Mr. Trump’s vile (and brazenly false) smears — of two fine men — two law enforcement officers. One of whom was investigating his office, until he was fired (by 45) — and one how is now… investigating him, personally.

whopperlie-hinderaker-2017But no  — the real hilarity is born of… irony: just do go read how John manages to take a story not at all about Mr. Trump’s OWN character flaws — and highlight just those same character flaws.

All in the space of a few paragraphs — where the “death struggle” Mr. Hinderaker claims to portray will turn almost exclusively on character — and credibility.

See ya’, 45. And… See ya’ sycophant Hinderaker.

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1. Or maybe it is just two separate law enforcement officers, en seriatum, bringing a suspect — albeit an important and powerful one — to his meeting with… justice.

Come — Let Us Laugh Lustily, At John Hinderaker’s Race Baiting…

WhopperLie-Hinderaker-06-16-2017Here on Friday night, parroting a fellow traveler in the high annals of illogical (and racial) sophistry, Mr. Hinderaker pretends (I think) not to understand that things are just a bit different — for a sitting President (like 45) — when he himself is one of the targets of an investigation (touching on treason, no less), than when Mr. Obama long ago suggested some sensible discretion in cases involving disadvantaged youth, that were no family, kin, friend or relation to 44. [Obstruction requires that one be deeply embedded with the target of the investigation, see Johnny? That’s why it isn’t “just politics” to shut down investigations into one’s OWN lawlessness. Sheesh.]

Back to his post: to get to his pungent punchline, here (with any sense of “normal” logic), Mr. Hinderaker must implicitly equate the youths’ skin color (they were black)… to Mr. Obama’s core identity. They “are” Mr. Obama, himself, in John’s sadly myopic world view. He has apparently decided that being black made these kids the same as Mr. Obama being the target of that long ago prosecution, himself. No matter that no one on the planet ever even said so, let alone offered evidence (because… well, you know). Charming, John. Charming.

whopperline-hinderaker-race-trope-2016I will choose to charitably believe that Mr. Hinderaker has chosen to offer these illogical lies — knowing full well they are lies (as his sad and twisted form of political theater) — rather than to suggest (again) that he is a dog-whistling racist — and actually believes this excrement he offers.

Or at least I’d like to be that charitable — but his history suggests otherwise. 17 years and counting…. now.

Even so — I will laugh loudly — at this lap poodle for 45 — the worst President in a century or more, for certain now. We are about eight months from the lap poodle needing to find a new master. Go get him, Mr. Mueller.

John’s GENIUS(!) — In Playing A Lap Poodle, For 45…

Life-45-Canibal-06-16-17John wrote again overnight — and he couldn’t have predicted 45 would tweet the way he did, this Friday morning.

[Actually, he might have — if he could open his eyes.]

In any event, the foolishness of Mr. Hinderaker’s choice is clearer day by fateful day.

But he owns his Trump-backing, now. So, from my other property:

There is at least a vaporous rumor wafting by — of a “super secret” Senate bill — (ooh! spooky!) on Health Care — but I don’t think it can garner 50 votes — let alone 52 (in secrecy). And even if it miraculously somehow does — the provisions needed to attract the last five or so votes will be the death knell of it, in the US House. So no law on this topic, until after 2018 mid-terms — and in view of where the below is almost certainly headed (as I’ve repeatedly predicted, some eight months from now, under Mr. Mueller’s watchful eye) — maybe. . . never.

whopper-3trump-not-serious-2017Now — just a scant mention: the image at above right will do my talking for me — but 45 here refers to his own Justice Department picks — as he assails a predicament entirely of his own making. This is either the rats saving themselves, on the foundering HMS Trump, or the captain blaming his own crew — for things he’s plainly chosen to do. Either way, he is beginning a death spiral, with Mr. Pence hiring his own personal criminal lawyer, overnight. Eeesh.

Onward. Gray Friday, indeed. . . . stellar pick, there John. He’s going to go down as the WINNINGEST Commander In Chief — EVAH!

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Trump Being Trump — Painting Himself Into A Corner.

Whopperline-Nix-45-Raw Late this evening, I see that the VICE-President has hired a criminal defense lawyer. The man he’s chosen is the sitting chairman of MacGuire Woods — a white shoe firm, indeed. And Mr. Pence will certainly be wise to rely upon, and listen to that guy’s ex-AUSA chops, to be sure. Mr. Trump, on the other hand, has no such heavyweight in his corner — relying instead on a long time real estate lawyer he’s previously used, in his family business. Genius!

Y A W N.

Mr. Trump will never learn. He is now a trotting obstruction case, still running on the hoof.

Here is something I wrote this morning for another property of mine:

I’ll devote only as much time and attention — to 45 this morning, as his tweets merit — which is to say. . . not much.

With multiple, independently sourced, very reliable news outlets reporting that the Special Counsel is in fact investigating Mr. Trump personally for (among other matters) obstruction of justice, I will simply let the imagery do the talking. Click at right, to embiggify.

Later today, we will see the next salvo of briefs in the US Supreme Court, on Muslim Ban 2.0.

I may add commentary on those, as an update to this post — since, as I say. . . there really isn’t much substance in anything Mr. Trump tweets any longer. Now you know. Life does feel a bit like the Arizona desert, at dawn. . . of late — thus the masthead. . . .

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A Horrific Day, Indeed…

whopper-art2-300x250My thoughts and prayers are with all those shot today — save one. I abhor and condemn political violence — all forms of it. I welcome political discourse — civil, and otherwise. See Amendment, First. In that regard, I express my sincerely charitable and statesmanlike wishes — for the speedy and complete recovery of the US House Majority Whip, and all others injured this morning — as I said at the head, save one.

And he has now died, in a hail of “returned fire“. Good riddance. Even so, I do feel a pang of empathy — for his relatives — as they try to cope with, explain (even to themselves) — and live on, given his monstrous acts, this very morning.

And I’ll say that he may be the first white home-grown radically progressive liberal terrorist, in many decades — here in the 21st Century, certainly — despite the generally lame efforts of Mr. Hinderaker  — clownishly trying to conflate, about two years ago.

Whopper-Ammo-2013What I find most fascinating is that no one at PowerLine wants to talk about the ready availability of assault rifles, in the US — which made today’s terrorist significantly more effective than he otherwise would have been — to a near certainty. Mr. Roof, by contrast had to get indoors, and in very close quarters, to do his damage with a handgun. Today’s terrorist was shooting from an elevated distance. And had there not been near immediate security, and police return fire — it would have doubtlessly been far far worse.

Whopper-Stars-Bars-Hind-2015As I say, it’s a sad, and vexing day — and a sad first for followers of Progressive Ideals. In truth, the number of white home grown terrorists — and their lethal consequences, from the alt Right side of the ledger are at least a 20-to-1 times more pervasive recent problem in America. [Citations available.] But gun legislation would make all of these cases less damaging.

In a fit of pique, though, we are treated to this at PowerLine, just the same. Whatever. All terror is to be condemned, where I come from. So it is… all condemned — here.

Let us unite on at least that much. Eh, John?

The. End.

 

Queen of Hearts/Flat-Earth Edition: “Trump Lied, Plain and Simple” = Trump’s “Total Vindication”?!

life-45-lost-headshot-20171So… in the Alice In Wonderland “Queen of Hearts” World Mr Trump believes his Twitter-verse to be, Mr. Comey’s measured, self-effacing, plain-spoken and understated but sworn testimony on Capitol Hill…

that Mr. Trump personally “lied, plain and simple…” about the reason for his firing (now admitting it was to derail the “Russia thing”)….

…this… THIS… is a “complete vindication” of Mr. Trump…. WTF?!

I’ll just let that hang in the air, here — a moment.

“Words mean what I say they mean.” — the Queen of Hearts, a/k/a our 45th POTUS.

Pop the popcorn — chill the Coke, in an ice chest by the laptop/TV/Whatever Radio w/ a CSPAN feed; fry up some piping hot french fries, with LOTS of ketchup…

whopper-3trump-not-serious-2017As now, in about eight months’ time, Mr. Mueller will deliver a true bill — and Congress will face a Nixson-ian echo moment. Let the sitting President fight a felony obstruction of justice indictment in the US District Court for DC, or draw up articles of impeachment.

And insist that he resign, or face a vote for impeachment. I believe enough in the rule of law, and the elite GOP, that they will be willing to bring that to a vote.

To bring a lawless, incompetently feckless but still dangerous tyrant to heel, by force of law — just as Mr. Alexander Hamilton envisioned — and the nation last witnessed in 1973-74.

Whopperline-ALT--Nix-45-RawOnward.

Oh and a faux-polite Boston Brahman’s clenched teeth “f-you,” to John Hinderaker, for brazenly selling your law license… and cheaply, so!…  to the Devil. You didn’t ever even get to be Al Haig, or a young Dick Cheney, under this latter day Dick Nixon. Hilarious. But there you are,  just yesterday morning — lying through your teeth for the biggest narcissist and serial sexual predator the 21st Century free world has ever seen — in any popularly elected high office.