“Altruistic?!” What A Feckless Liar Hinderaker Is.

Tonight Hinderaker offers a laugh-out-loud concluding prevarication, on spending, policies and politics:

“…Conservative donors, in contrast, are basically altruists, seeking better policies for the benefit of all…”

That’s precious. 223 dead Texans would like a word, John.

The people who saw Ivanka and Jared make $400 million off grifts while in the West Wing… would like a word.

And, of course, the Secret Service details required to stay at Trump’s properties, so he could personally bill the government over $200 million in four years (all benefitting only his private clubs’ businesses)… would like a word.

There are dozens of other examples — but you get the drift.

And on a personal note, John: in what manner was your taking a PPP loan (and not paying it back) through your “think tank”… altruistic?! Do tell.

What an unctuous lil’ stink bug, indeed!

Out — tomorrow is… Xmas Day!!!

Betsy Stauffer Highlights “99 Luft Balloons/Via China” Fear-Mongering… While Ignoring That Trump Was Sharing Top Secrets, To “Get” Gen. Milley.

Well… as I have said repeatedly, Betsy’s blog postings are where… irony goes — to die.

She whines about a balloon that took photos. Photos that can be (and HAVE BEEN) taken from space — on any clear day, by the Chinese spy satellites. Yes we have proof of this.

Y A W N.

Nah… she does so solely to cover for the fact that as the Wa Po reported over the weekend, but EmptyWheel very helpfully sorted, straightened and clarified… Trump was very likely building a “dossier” on his own appointee, Gen. Milley, after the same fell out of Trump’s good graces.

It is highly likely that we will learn in coming months that Trump showed his classified documents / “dossier” down at Mar-a-Lago — on his nemesis Milley — to at least five people without clearance of any sort, and after Trump was no longer preznit. [These people very likely included preachers and donors. Damn.]

And it was all about undercutting Milley’s efforts to defuse tensions with China. China was worried that Trump would cut loose a nuke with no prior warning. Milley reassured the Chinese counterpart that no such thing would happen [all of this in late November, early December 2020].

So… Elizabeth Stauffer dutifully resurrects the silly “red balloon” scare, as some cover, for the coming tsunami, of Trumpain crimes. Most… 20-years-in-prison crimes.

Sit down, Bitsy.

Johnson Whines On, And On — About His Electricity Service?! In RED States, 223 DEAD — Froze To Death In A Week, In Texas: Feb. ’21.

So… hey, Scott — the people of Texas (in the ice storm of February 2021), and the people of Louisiana (Katrina, Irma, etc.)… and the people of Florida (any number of storms and building collapses)… would like a word. [Funny. All those power disasters were… yep. red states. California may be the only outlier, here.]

You whine because some of your frozen steaks might have thawed. Your “family plans” were disrupted. Get thee to the fainting couch!

Seriously, it is all good sport, for old farts to complain about the utility services they receive. I get it. You’re an old fart. Your power was out for what? Two days, give or take?

That is normal in a spring heavy snowfall, breaking powerlines. Not a Democratic or Republican issue. Sh!t happens. Buy a generator, if you are so vexed. Run it on gasoline, on your back porch. Learn how to plug it into your home system. [Stow the whole she-bang away, in your detached garage — so as not to blow your house to kingdom-come, on a hot summer day.]

You can afford it.

I guess though (as you by now may surmise), I have very little compassion for you and John (break out the tiny violins!) as all of Powerline was deadly silent when the direct Gov. Abbott energy policies (never reformed, since Enron in 2000!) in Texas KILLED 223 in February 2021.

These people froze to death, because Texas ERCOT charged them over $15,000 for a month of electricity. $15,000 — for seniors on Medicaid — many already suffering debilitating diseases. They were house-bound. Unable to go to shelters to warm up. The power was out for seven days and nights.

They froze to death — alone on their floors — in large glassy pools of ice (due to burst / frozen water pipes, as well).

That was a conscious policy choice of the GOP in Texas — to let oil and gas legacy family wealth gouge consumers when electricity was in high demand — like during an ice storm. And to let Bitcoin miners (for example, very large consumers of electricity) CHARGE the grid $125 million in cash — for NOT turning on their rigs.

Yet you morons were… nowhere to be found on the issue.

Some “responsible” energy advocates you all are.

Hinderaker couldn’t get out of his long driveway — you had a defrosted steak.

DAMN, son.

Sit down.

Elections Have Consequences, Hinderaker. Rally All You Want. You Haven’t Enough… VOTES. Period.

Again, blustering impotently — Hinderaker hopes the snow will have melted enough by Tuesday, to hold what he calls a “protest rally” of indeterminate size, at the state capitol in Minneapolis.

If he gets more than 100 people, I will be… shocked.

What old guys like John increasingly forget… is that they no longer run things.

They don’t really even understand… younger people’s thinking.

They no longer just get to bark commands — and have them followed.

When you work hard to tell at least half of the voting age population that a bunch of old whyte guys get to decide whether you (as an adult woman, carrying a dividing cell line, inside your own body!) must bring that cell line into the world as a new human being, or whether you may decide (while it is still just a dividing cell line) what is best for YOU… well, that is going to have electoral (and legislative)… consequences.

So it is that the GOP is largely a dead brand, in most American cities of size (outside of parts of Texas, Florida, Alabama and Mississippi — and maybe one or two other smaller population states).

So, yeah — funny thing! — Minneapolis is a city of size; and Minnesota is not one of those four enumerated states.

So… do hold your precious lil’ rally, John.

It will mean nothing. It will change… nothing. Just tiny, high-pitched sound and fury. Signifying… nothing.

And meanwhile, in another city of size, also not in those four states, your tangerine ticket topper will be finger-printed, perp walked and arraigned — at the very same time you are ranting.

Flawless.

As The Zetia® “Pay To Delay” Class Action Gets Closer, In Virginia… We Are Gratified To See This “Press Ruling”…

We intend to cover this class action as a close out of our five or so years of watching “Fast Fred” Hassan game the US drug distribution regulatory system — for billions, and walk away with over $235 million in personal holdings, by doing so — while at the helm of legacy Schering-Plough (now a part of Merck). It is also notable that Martin Shkreli (now banned for life from pharma, post five years of prison) claims that most of what he did to the US Daraprim® market, and supply availability, he “learned” watching Fred Hassan.

So it is good to know that the able USDC Magistrate Judge Douglas E. Miller, in Virginia, will not impose any gag orders, despite requests for the same from Merck and Glenmark. We will indeed have much more here, in a few weeks — once the trial gets underway, in earnest, But here’s that bit, from his order (there are a host of other rulings contained in that 12 page order, as well — but this is the one I was most keenly focused on seeing resolved):

…This motion seeks to bar Plaintiffs’ counsel from speaking to the media if it would result in “unfair prejudice to Defendants.”

The motion is DENIED.

Statements to the media are not evidence and not a proper subject for a motion in limine. Nevertheless, all counsel are reminded of the ethical obligations imposed by Local Civil Rule 83.1(1) (incorporating section II of part 6 of the Rules of the Supreme Court of Virginia) and the Rules of Professional Responsibility of their jurisdictions of licensure….

[A later] motion sought to exclude reference to five charts accompanying expert testimony on the impact of generic entry. The motion is DENIED. The evidence cited, which summarizes the impact on brand sales and pricing of generic entry across pharmaceutical markets, is relevant background necessary for the jury’s understanding of issues in the case. The fact that the information applies to generic pharmaceuticals in general, and not to ezetimibe specifically, does not render it unfairly prejudicial or confusing….

That local Virginia rule 83.1(1) cautions that “a lawyer should not make any extrajudicial statement that may prejudice an adjudicative proceeding….” But it obviously cannot trample the first amendment rights of non-parties to any given piece of litigation. Even multi-billion dollar litigation. That much is certain.

Do stay tuned — out, grinning with the women’s national March Madness championship on the line, this afternoon — go get it, Caitlin!

नमस्ते

“Time To Take Off The Gloves?” Nah — Time To… Take Your Ketamine, Hinderaker…

Hinderaker seems to think, here on a Saturday night that finds him snowbound, that it will harm the Democratic Party if he can convince corrupt DAs to bring spurious charges against people who do not now hold — and have never held — any public office, are private individuals with some past trouble in their own lives… and THAT, he thinks… makes the GOP brand… stronger?

Cool. Bring it. You will (again!) ride the whirlwind. We saw this movie in the Durham fiasco… and that was a competent federal-driven investigation. It struck out, utterly. [All any of it will do, is remind the world that the GOP is now the felon / reprobate / treasonous party. It won’t deflect the coming additional Tangerine indictments, all backed by sh!t-tons of documentray evidence and cell phone transcripts.]

So yeh. Go crazy (oops! — too late).

Really John — time for your 15 ml Ketamine hit… take one every evening at 5 pm, along with your regular bourbon.

We will all be… happier. You plainly included.

G’night.

Hinderaker Believes “The True Evil” Of A Foot Of April Snow In Minnesota… Is… Electric Cars?!

I am just going to assume he means this… as an April Fools’ joke.

Otherwise… he is the joke.

How Hinderaker’s addled, bitter brain can find “a demon” — in a place he (perhaps foolishly, it would seem — especially now, as he ages out into codgerdom) decided to make his permanent home, about a half century ago, now… in electric vehicles, on these facts(?!)… is just… adorable.

Simply… adorable.

Anyway — this is what passes for reasoned thought at Powerline.

This — and claims that Tangerine is above the law. Over it. Beyond it. Someone entitled to threaten a Black NY Prosecutor… with a baseball bat, on his own social media publishing site.

D A M N.

Preciously, Stauffer Quotes Limbaugh (Circa 2020) For The Notion That Democrats Don’t Want To Honor… Election Outcomes(?!).

Hilarious — Betsy Stauffer’s blog rantings… where irony… goes to… die.

So, Bitsy would tell us this morning that Rush was prescient, in saying that it was/is the Democrats… that hate the inconvenience of… elections. Okay.

This merits no serious response — other than to ask:

“Hey Ms. Stauffer, who is it — exactly — that denies (to this day!) the lawful outcome of the 2020 Presidential Election? Who is the first former VP in US history to testify under oath that his own ticket topper threatened his life, for having the temerity to do his Constitutional duty and certify the election’s outcome? Who… Bitsy, who?”

Right — the moron at right — your Tangerine boy.

On the other hand — perhaps this unhinged Limbaugh post was her personal attempt at some April Fools’ humor. Dunno.

Nah… Just… Sit down, clown.

The Able USDC Judge Thomas L. Parker Enters A TRO, In Memphis, Against Tennessee’s Unconstitutional Expression-Suppressing “No Drag Shows” Law.

This is gratifying (my prior backgrounder, here). It is still true that the vast majority of USDC Judges nationwide are fair and impartial, and simply, and competently interpret and enforce the law as written. I do call more than a few out, for their partisan / MAGA lunacy here — so it is important to highlight USDC jurists getting it precisely… correct, too.

The law in Tennessee is facially discriminatory. To save it, the Tennessee authorities argue that it goes no further than existing laws on strip clubs (which, if we believe Tennessee authorities, raises the fair question: “why did you pass what you claim is… a redundant law?“).

Well, except that those existing laws penalize the owners of the club — never the dancers. This law, almost regardless of venue (if a child might be anywhere in the area) purports to criminalize the drag performers themselves… for… performing. That is core expressive content based regulation. And the GOP legislator who introduced the bill, is on public record as having intended to use it (as, when, and if passed) to prevent Pride Parades, state-wide — without regard to the dozens of floats that might have exactly zero drag queens on board.

It would be hard to make out a clearer case of content-based restriction on expression, by the state — than that. So a full halt on the law taking effect today, is clearly in order (from the full opinion of USDC Judge Parker, signed and published to the docket on Friday evening):

…[T]he Statute, which imposes criminal sanctions on those who violate its restrictions on expressive speech, will take effect tomorrow, April 1, 2023. And not only is the Statute vague — as the Court further discusses below — but so is the State’s enforcement mechanism for it. At the risk of chilling speech because of the Statute’s vagueness, the Court will not let the enforcement mechanism’s ambiguity prevent Plaintiff’s suit here presents a reasonable risk that both the Governor and Attorney General may investigate and criminally prosecute, Plaintiff for its performances. See United States v. Stevens, 559 U.S. 460, (2010) (“We would not uphold an unconstitutional statute merely because the Government promised to use it responsibly.”); Virginia v. Am. Booksellers Ass’n, Inc., 484 U.S. 383, 393 (1988) (“The State has not suggested that the newly enacted [speech restriction] law will not be enforced, and we see no reason to assume otherwise… Further, the alleged danger of this statute is, in large measure, one of self-censorship; a harm that can be realized even without an actual prosecution.”). Because the Statute still has not gone into effect, granting a TRO will grant Plaintiff relief by preserving the status quo….

At this point, the Court finds that the Statute is likely both vague and overly-broad. As discussed above, Plaintiff argued during the hearing that Section 1 of the Statute tracks the same language from the state’s existing regulations on adult-oriented establishments as codified in Tennessee Code Annotated § 7-51-1401. Compare Tenn. Code Ann. § 7-51-1401 (“‘Adult cabaret’ means a cabaret that features topless dancers, go-go dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, male or female impersonators, or similar entertainers[.]”) with (ECF No. 19-1 at PageID 93 (“[Adult cabaret entertainment] means adult-oriented performances that are harmful to minors… and that feature topless dancers, go-go dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, male or female impersonators, or similar entertainers[.]”)).

To the Parties’ knowledge, the same language in § 7-51-1401 has not been challenged for its constitutionality in federal court. Plaintiff argues that while § 7-51-1401’s broad language is limited by subsections of that statute, chief among them that the performance must be limited within the boundaries of the adult oriented businesses, here the Statute reaches the conduct of performers virtually anywhere. Section 2 of the Statute makes it “an offense for a person to perform adult cabaret entertainment,” either “(A) On public property; or (B) in a location where the adult cabaret entertainment could be viewed by a person who is not an adult.” (ECF No. 19-1 at PageID 93.)

Plaintiff argues that this language could mean just about anywhere. The Court agrees. What exactly is a location on public property or a “location where an adult cabaret entertainment could be viewed by a person who is not an adult”? Does a citizen’s private residence count?

How about a camping ground at a national park? What if a minor browsing the worldwide web from a public library views an “adult cabaret performance”? Ultimately, the Statute’s broad language clashes with the First Amendment’s tight constraints….

Now you know — onward, smiling. [And to be clear, the second graphic at right is about an attempt, over a year ago, by a GOP Southeastern Tennessee legislator — to have the State House there both “censure and admonish” a reporter, by resolution. . . for reporting facts. The NABJ promptly buried him. My understanding is that he is out of his seat; retired-by-the-voters.] So, sanity makes… a comeback, there. And to be certain any claimed fear of shooters has nothing to do with this Xtio-fascists’ would-be law.

नमस्ते

ESA Is “Stress-Testing” The “Juice” Ground Ops Team — With Simulated Glitchy Runs…

ESA’s Juice craft, now awaiting a launch date in French Guiana, at the space port, will carry a state-of-the-art science payload comprising remote sensing, geophysical and in situ instruments. These geophysics instruments will explore the Jovian moons’ surfaces and subsurfaces, probe the atmospheres of Jupiter and its moons, and measure their gravitational pulls… once launched. [At right are the officers running the simulation, throwing new computer generated glitches at the team –minute by minute.]

But first, it is time to pressure test the ground team — in the unlikely event multiple issues are encountered at once. [NASA runs much the same on every pre mission in the final weeks before liftoff.] Here’s the story in full, from that gleaming new HQ in Paris:

…Recovering a spacecraft from [simulated multiple systems and mechanical failures] is exhausting; they must get to the root of the problem, reboot the central computer and power-off several units, all with low visibility on the state of the spacecraft. It takes a lot of work to get back to nominal operations.

As the team tries to get to the root of Juice’s issues, the Simulations Officers below continue commanding the simulator, listening in on their responses and watching how they handle these complex, unideal scenarios.

“One of our primary goal is to unite the team, and one of the several ways we do it is by uniting them against us,” says Filipe Metelo, Deputy Sim Officer for Juice.

“For this simulation, we really wanted to test the two teams’ ability to handle errors as they arise just before a handover, to test how they communicate what has happened to the next team who will be taking over a mission in distress….”

So… now you know… the right stuff, indeed!

Out, grinning….