Again, this theory is largely silly on its face (below), but Hinderaker spends almost 30 paragraphs explaining (in over 1,500 words!) all that he thinks Secret Service did wrong in Butler, PA last weekend tonight. All of his narrative tries to re-assure us, that it was not a Biden / “Deep State” operation, on various parameters. Fine. Nicely done. [It is his longest post, in well over four years, on word count.]
But because his vision is myopic (only taking a hard right perspective) — he leaves at least one possibility (the one I mentioned on Monday) unaddressed. Yet in doing so, he specifically offers his own concluding text, as (unwitting) support for this, the potential “hard-left” kooky conspiracy theory, thus:
…But one thing we can say for sure is that no one — the Iranians, the “Deep State,” whoever — would have relied on poor Thomas Crooks, a 20-year-old with a borrowed rifle, reportedly such a poor shot that he couldn’t make a high school shooting team, to try to assassinate [a candidate for] president of the United States….
The bolded part of John’s supposedly-highly competent concluding paragraph… is EXACTLY what the hinted at “remaining conspiracy” entails:
If one (perhaps less than credibly) posits a cadre of three to six true “cult / believer” acolytes serving Tangerine, as a dictator, personally — ones who’ve effectively forsaken their oaths, to the United States, and are his closest confidants, in his protective ranks (unfettered access, everywhere)… and well-armed (with concealed carry, too), and placed in key spots… they could have been recruited to stage a faked attempt — to garner a “WWF style drama” — going into the convention, in Milwaukee, in his favor.
Two of them lay on top of him when their own shooter, on the roof — with the “borrowed” 20-year old’s AR-15… fires wide, but near him (thus the NYT photo showing a bullet whizzing by!), from the rooftop — where two other acolytes have already killed the 20-year old… but then follow the script, and act out with his borrowed AR-15, letting a few rounds loose into the crowd, for utterly despicable “credibility“. [Recall that Tangerine has said he could kill someone on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight, and no one would care! Here, the nutty theory goes that his true cultists inside protective services did just that — and they chose a skinny 20 year old, perhaps a day or more earlier, to be the lamb / shill… and killed him. Thus Thomas didn’t graze Tangerine’s ear at all. No one did. A razor did, while he was being piled onto by the acolytes.]
So (the theory goes!), his ear was cut with a small razor, as at least two of the other cultists lay atop him — exactly like when, in WWF (as Trump did for show, decades ago!) a wrestler is tossed from the ring, and is stealthily cut — where he will bleed a lot, from a truly trivial ear or forehead wound. Just like that!
Surely this would explain how the 20 year old got to the roof in the first place — WWF scripter led him / hauled him there (perhaps dead within seconds of arrival).
Then Trump, according to the well-planned UN-reality TV script, rises — pumping his first, for the world to see… because he well-knew he was never in danger, at all. And the tiny cut on his ear doesn’t even need a stitch, as we see at top left — decidedly unlike any actual shrapnel / bullet-shard, ripping his ear apart (as has been claimed, by Tangerine).
And he (viola!) has a new NFT image / icon for tee shirts, and for wide resale… and a swell open for his Convention entrance.
To be clear — I don’t buy it (especially the part about intentionally firing into the crowd and killing a whyte 52 year old firefighter and father of two little kids!)…
But, John — if you were staging it all, this Thomas Crooks (small and slight of build, without training) would be a perfect scapegoat. Easily overpowered, when the moment came to kill him on the roof with a silencer round, a minute or so BEFORE the first shots are fired (by acolytes) who then stand up… and claim — for the world to see, that they have killed him, whilst HE was firing.
That possibility — a Tangerine staged reality / non-reality TV drama… is in no manner excluded by John’s would-be “expert’s” analysis. The security lapses were designed by Trump people. To set this stage, for Milwaukee. Yuck.
Now I’ll fall silent.
Out.