In Which Bitsy Violates A Beach Leash Law… And Then Goes… All “Karen”, About Being Caught.

This would be funny — if it weren’t so tellingly… sad.

Elizabeth Stauffer admits she let her largish dog off leash (at a mandatory full time leash law beach, out on the Cape), knowing he’s prone to be… at least noisily aggressive, when encountering… anyone.

She knows all that.

But her entitlement tells her… it is her personal beach. And the dog’s beach, as she’s irresponsibly, and intentionally… trained it to believe.

Now she wants a “Round Two” with the man who called her out, on her BS. [If she feels he over-reacted (by simply yelling at her, but never threatening her or the dog!) — it might be because he doesn’t want to have to kick an innocent dog, or worse, bear-spray it (which might well kill the innocent dog) — all because she CHOSE to violate the law. And then got snippy about it.]

What an entitled, moronic Karen she is — and so typical of all her MAGA-infused bleatings.

Laws are only for the little people, not her.

Damnation, grrrrl.

Out.

2 thoughts on “In Which Bitsy Violates A Beach Leash Law… And Then Goes… All “Karen”, About Being Caught.

  1. I was hoping you’d get to this one. ES breaks law, gets called on it by a stranger whose poltics she has no way of knowing, and uses the incident to mock liberals. It’s hard to tell if it’s more hilarious than pathetic or more pathetic than hilarious.

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    1. Indeed — I’ve edited slightly to make it solely an indictment of her… warped, illogical thinking.

      The guy didn’t even touch her dog, in the telling. But she wants us to think she’s going to “tell the guy off” next time she sees him.

      And of course, she has no way of knowing “jack” — about a stranger on the beach. She should keep that in mind, with recent news of murderous prison escapees — hiding in plain sight.

      She’s very lucky that he wasn’t some “son of Jeff Dahmer”… right? That could have gone way, way badly… in an instant, due again, solely to her choices.

      Less ominously, but traumatizing all around, her dog could now be dead of bear spray, and it would clearly be her — and only her… fault.

      So crazy, that one!

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