Hinderaker tonight thinks “elongate” is a clever turn of phrase, while disbelieving what he calls a “double-hearsay allegation”, below (he says he has no position, but plainly takes Musk at his less than credible word). But in so doing — he simply ignores any inference from the undisputed fact that Musk paid a flight attendant $250,000 in severance — under confidential terms. And Musk has a documented history ($320 million worth) of losing race and sex discrimination lawsuits. Oh — and union busting, per the NLRB. So — if it comes to the word of someone like Musk, against the documented facts as shown thus far to be uncontroverted… I choose to believe the woman. Now on to my friend’s great riff, on the Musk-man:
This is… flawless.
To be certain, sexual assault is no joking matter, but…
Satire aimed at his… misogyny may be the best approach to dealing with the loathsome cad.
No longer the richest man on the planet.
That’s got to be what hurts him the most — he’s short a few… ponies.
UPDATED, on Friday morning: Musk apparently denies the allegations — however, he long ago tweeted that when a scandal about him worthy enough… appeared… he wanted it to be captioned “Elon-gate” — or elongate, if you prefer. Churlish, that.
However, given the above, it seems destiny is not without a sense of… irony, then.
Hey — maybe he should take some “singles-looking-for-love” advice, from this guy: two days out of federal prison, and into a halfway house in NYC… and he’s already on Bumble… swiping… right (or left). [Or whatever one does, there. Heh.]
Damn. But so, so… on brand.
Out.
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