John Needs… A Haircut. Is This… Satire?

It is trivial, but he falsely claims this is a “class divide“.

But he is bleating about how put upon he is, that he must wait until June 3, 2020 in Minnesota to get a “legal haircut“. Clutch my pearls, indeed.

But people on the Tee-Vee (he sez) are getting haircuts, he “knows it” — again… he sez.

How tragic. How… utterly unfair… to John’s mediocre sense of white entitlement. [/snark.]

I take it he’s afraid of handing his wife, or his… offspring sharp objects, within a foot of his… neck.

The whole premise is… preposterous.

But this is what passes… for importance, in John’s endless outrage machine.

Never mind that people are dying — all alone, in ICUs, all over the place. He’s a little fuzzy, around the ears. We cannot let this… persist. No.

Yes, this exposes a class divide — but not the one… Hinderaker imagines.

See below — and, like John’s rant: “Texas needs rain….” Out.