In Which Scott Johnson Is… “Shocked, I Tell You”… To Learn That Tucker Is… A MONSTER?!?

Tucker Carlson… is a classic nihilist.

He believes — truly believes — in almost nothing, other than making money for himself, alone. And at whatever costs there may be imposed on others… by his hateful rhetoric? He could give a rip.

What is almost… charming, in a sad sort of way… is that it took Scott and John 20 years — to figure this out. [For about 19 years, Tucker was saying the things they liked — demonizing people who don’t look like those three, together — with Paul.]

Now, he’s shifted gears — and can get more eyeballs, and ad money — all on his own, since he needs no broadcast network behind him any longer (he is literally his own “brand” now!)… by saying insipid, hateful and controversial sh!t — about Jews.

And Hitler. And sullying Churchill’s legacy.

And these boys are… shocked… shocked, I tell you. Get the fainting couches and smelling salts, you butlers.

D A M N.

Out.