UPDATED Sunday morning — John wrote on boaters for Trump on the many lakes that dot Minnesota. So I’ve amplified my side note, from below — into an entirely new (science infused) posting — about these self-described “white-trash” boaters. At least that’s what they are calling themselves along the waterways that surround Peoria, Illinois. Charming. [End update.]

John tries vainly to make some small modicum of hay, out of the occasional chatter one hears about Trump refusing to leave 1600 Penn., after he loses in November. While I do think he will behave even in an even more erratic fashion from November 4, 2020 to January 2021 — I know he won’t over-stay.

Why? Because I know the Department of Defense, the Joint Chiefs, the armed forces, and federal troops, and even the local DC police will be only too happy to come in, at 12:02 pm on that cold January day in 2021, and leave him, and his scattered crap… in the street, on what is now called Black Lives Matter Plaza. [At this point, his own Secret Service detail is likely so sick of him and his denigrating of our troops, they’d almost certainly do it — free of charge, too.]

John’s version is that he leaves gracefully. I am pretty certain nothing the man has ever done could be called graceful — but he will be told that he can leave quietly, or he can leave… in cuffs.

It is, as ever — his nightmare to create. And we know he loves… the drama.

As I close tonight — I can’t help but grin, and grin widely, at how the Boaters for Trump “Bath-Tub Navy” sunk goodly portions of… its own fleet, on nearly three successive weekends.

It seems these are (like all Trump supporters) quite possibly the dumbest water-people alive, as they can’t even be called… boaters (let alone midshipmen) — since they seem unable to grasp the idea of a… wake.

Again, for the third time today alone, thanks for the gift, you Trump/Hinderaker white boys. It was a nice nightcap, for Saturday night, when I looked at the news — from that lake in Texas.

It is hard to imagine a more poetic self own, for (On-Water) Team Trump.

Out.