John is foaming at the mouth again — ascribing positions to the actual Democratic Party, in America.

Positions they absolutely do not hold.

But whatever, moron… 2024 is a loss now, no matter what the GOP decides (or Tangerine decides) to do — or not do.

[Overnight, also in the land of the loony, just as a passing footnote — Trump’s lawyers are fighting mightily in a Manhattan federal courtroom, where Ms. E. Jean Carroll has already all but proved Trump forcibly raped her, to be able to play parts of a (get THIS!) FICTIONAL “Law and Order” TV Show episode, in the closing argument. Again… a TV show, as closing argument?!] Damn.

He knows he’s lost, already. Here’s the instruction the jury is likely to get, on this nonsense attempt, after closings are complete — as the judge charges the jury, likely on Tuesday of the coming week:

…During the cross-examination of Ms. Carroll, you heard several questions directed to her concerning an episode of Law & Order SVU. What has been admitted into evidence in connection with those questions is an email to Ms. Carroll in which someone purported to describe that episode, and she responded to that claim.

Ms. Carroll testified, among other things, that she has never seen the episode, that she had never previously heard of it, and that she does not watch that purported show….

I instruct you that you may not consider the email you saw as evidence of whether the episode of Law & Order SVU described in the email actually exists or involved the plot described in the email. You may consider the email as evidence that someone wrote to Ms. Carroll telling her that there was such an episode, but not as evidence about whether there in fact is any such episode. Beyond that, you may consider the email only to the extent (if any) that you believe Ms. Carroll’s response bears on her state of mind or credibility….

Cheers, chuckleheads.