History will record that Tangerine accomplished the least of any modern President, that he golfed at his own clubs five to 20 times more often than his two most recent predessessors — and generally scheduled his days around watching Fox programs. He rarely worked even a five hour day… but tweeted out his grievances generally from midnight to 2 am Eastern most nights.

Yet it bothers John to the point of vexation that our current President stopped for… ice cream at 3:15 pm today?

Okay.

Good luck with that. Out.