So… Bitsy tells us tonight that there is nothing to the four felony indictments… of Trump. [No ex-president has ever faced even one felony indictment. Ever.]
She feels it… unfair, to compare him to… Nixon.
I agree.
Nixon resigned before he was ever indicted — even once.
So yes, I agree, it is unfair, Elizabeth.
Trump is in fact at least four times worse than Nixon.
Not a fair comparison, as it sullies the name of a dead crook — one who cannot speak up to defend himself.
Sorry, Tricky Dick. That one is on… us. We insult you by mentioning YOU in the same sentence as… Tangerine.
Hilarious — and, thanks for the correction, Ms. Stauffer.