Updated — 08.31.2024 @ Noon: Now Hinderaker feels that the absence of a fry cook job, forty some years ago… on a resume, some 20 years ago… is disqualifying. [As the new graphic indicates… he thinks it “stolen valor” — insulting both Marines, and fry cooks (like me!) from a half-century ago… everywhere. Damn, son.]

This is… too precious for words! These malign, bitter lil’ trolls have nominated (checks notes) a 34 time felon; a guy indicted in 60-some more felonies; a serial sexual predator; a guy who owes JUDGMENTS of over $400 million for bank- and tax- frauds in NY state; a guy who (despite swearing he would!) has never shown his 1040s, even a decade later… and a guy… who invited a mob to kill his own VP, when he wouldn’t join his insurrection against the United States of America’s laws on peaceful transfer of power.

Holy shit, boys — it’s a fry cook job — McDs doesn’t keep complete backup record copies of 45 year old summer jobs, by millions of then-teenagers. You two are idiots. And this kerfuffle shows just how desperate you morons are. End updated portion.

It cannot be swept under the rug any longer.

All of the hard right GOP, and the MAGAts, are now so desperate (seeing the election slip away from them day, by fateful day) — because they alone chose to re-nominate a fraud and felon and sociopath — that they are complaining about what my Madame President and Tim might have eaten for breakfast in fourth grade (and what each recalls of it!).

This is a sure sign of a failure: these morons, Scott especially, are repeating lies… or at best, misleading characterizations of others’ long faded recollections… to demonize Kamala. The latest? Scott claims she never worked at McD’s as a kid(?!). She wasn’t a fry cook. Y A W N.

Let us pretend for a moment that every bit of this lunacy checks out. [It doesn’t, BTW.] The idea that McDs must verify — 45 years later — every person who ever worked at any non- corporate franchise (any non-owned and operated “mom & pop” one) by digging up paper copies… is frankly insane.

The idiots make much (they think!) of McDs not appearing on her application to be a prosecutor. Idiotic. By the time I was 21, I had worked 23 different W-2 generating (wage) jobs — to pay for undergrad. When I got my first Summer Associate job at a large Chicago law firm, I did not list my time as a taffy puller, or a dishwasher. Why? Because… making candy from scratch (or cooking fries) might not be relevant experience, for writing M&A agreements (or prosecuting predators).

So… even if she didn’t cook fries at McD’s (but she likely did — it’s a terrible job — and one I too did, for a few weeks at a competing burger franchise, as a 16 year old!) — and even if she only directly first chaired 50 felony trials as a California prosecutor, as opposed to the 100 she worked on, over all… [that’s fifty more than Scott or John or Stevie! And 100 more than Trump — though Trump has been indicted in at least 93 felonies so far, AS A DEFENDANT!]… Scott Johnson’s implication would be that she is less Presidential than…

The “just grab her by the p#ssy” guy?! Than a convicted felon? Than a guy who owes the best part of $500 million in bank and tax fraud judgments?! A guy who despite endless promises, has never released his full 1040s? Who is very likely being investigated, again for federal tax fraud?! A guy who had his people assault and batter an Arlington federal employee, in order shoot a campaign video (itself a separate violation of federal law!) — and post a “thumbs up, sh!t-eating grin” photo — while standing on the graves of several Marines whose families oppose their fallen heroes being used in a felon’s campaign ads?! See, 32 CFR Part § 553.32(c): “…Memorial services and ceremonies at Army National Military Cemeteries will not include partisan political activities….” [In Section 60, only official stock Arlington footage is allowed. No private filming. At all.]

A guy who called all the WW II dead “losers and suckers”?! A guy who said he prefers Vietnam-era Air Force pilots / POWs / heroes who “don’t get captured“?!

All while he took six deferrals for “bone spurs”?!

Please, Scott — just STFU. You are an embittered, incontinent, lying and yes whiny lil’ b!tch ass.

Take a seat.