So… GOP Has Now Devolved To Reporting How “Cousins” Might Vote?! This Is… In NO MANNER… News. Y A W N

Some more stupid sh!t — old pop pop Johnson says…

D A M N.

He offered some Nebraska cousins… to someone… as some form of a chuckle-headed endorsement — for a 34 time convicted felon. [I recall that Mike Pence’s Chicago cousins forced him (at Thanksgiving!) to see “Hamilton — and these cousins, despite being cops, mostly — always vote blue. Pence walked out before the play ended. Point? There is none, about cousins. They may disagree. So what?!]

Scott — cool story bro. Now do the thousands of fellow felons… who are for Trump. Here, I’ll help you out — with a start on the list of people voting for Trump, who are felons, and at least some of whom were PARDONED by Trump for crimes committed at his behest: Manafort, Papadopoulos, Bannon, Stone, Lewandewski, Flynn, Giuliani, and Shkreli(?!)… Damn, son.

Just… damn.