[Update: “You’re FIRED”?!?] Not Only Did Elon’s Millions Tank A MAGA WI Sup. Ct. Candidate — It May Win Him… Bribery Charges!?

Oh my — that junior-size “stable genius” Elon Musk — over the weekend, on video in Wisconsin, at public rallies, was heard boasting about “giving” $1 million each to people who registered to vote GOP… and then a president of one of the college GOP clubs… won. Imagine that.

But that wasn’t nearly the half of it. Of course, Crawford won by 10 points — wiping the floor, with Elon’s attempted bribes — and Brad Schimel.

Now it seems a woman who sells… various things… made a video on X-itter, since deleted, that said Elon paid her to vote GOP/MAGA.

That may well end in a visit from the FEC, and the revocation of his PAC’s status. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

From the local Milwaukee paper of record, then:

…On Tuesday, Musk’s super PAC, America PAC, pulled a video from X featuring $1 million giveaway winner Ekaterina Deistler in which she said she received the money, in part, to “vote.” X is owned by the tech billionaire.

“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler,” she said in a video posted Monday morning. “I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”

But the video was taken down yesterday, and America PAC posted a new video of Deistler on X on Tuesday afternoon.

“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler, and I’m from Green Bay, Wisconsin,” she said in the new video. “I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, and now I have a million dollars….”

Yeah — hang out with mutts — you get… fleas. Take heed those of you who think the mid-terms are going to help MAGA/Tangerine/Musk. Don’t bet on it.

They aren’t smart enough to avoid… being indicted, even. Again.

Hilarious. Out — with high praise for the good people of Wisconsin who will not be fooled — or bribed, it seems. And so ends… the Bromance.

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