In The Land Of The Blind (DoJ), The One-Eyed Pam Bondi Is… Now QUEEN!

And Mirengoff is… bugged by that.

Precious.

See Paul, when you (and the rest of you GOP idiots) decided that Tangerine could use the DoJ for retribution tours — not plain old crime stopping — you bought this pile of pig slop we now see.

Only political witch hunts remain at the top of DoJ. That was by Trump’s design. Now it turns out that he is very credibly featured in a pedophilia ring run by one Jefferey Epstein.

And it turns out that the synchophant (Pam Bondi) he thought he installed at DoJ… is actually looking into TRUMP’s criminal behaviours with Jeffrey Epstein — though they pre-date his first tour at 1600 Penn.

And Paul has his knickers in a twist — because his tax breaks are at risk, now.

C H A R M I N G.

Here’s Paul’s bloviating:

It was Bondi who informed the world that she had a list of Epstein’s partners in crime. Having announced that the list exists, the Justice Department’s later statement that there is no such list was bound to create the impression of a coverup.

The conspiracy minded and the “influencers” invested in the existence of a conspiracy would be screaming that the administration is hiding the list even if Bondi hadn’t said she has one. But absent that statement, they would have little if anything on which to hang their conspiracy theory….

If Trump’s paramount concern is having the Epstein story fade away, he probably has little choice but to keep his dysfunctional DOJ-FBI team (Bondi has been feuding with top FBI officials in the finger pointing over the Epstein files) in place for a while.

If Trump’s paramount concern is having a well-functioning Justice Department [Ed. Note: plainly he wants the OPPOSITE!], he probably has little choice but to fire Bondi….

I am so here… for this entire train-wreck! YES!!!

Sit down and take your medicine, Paulie — and Trumpie’s, too.

Damn are you dipshits. . . hilarious.