Updated — 08.31.2024 @ Noon: Now Hinderaker feels that the absence of a fry cook job, forty some years ago… on a resume, some 20 years ago… is disqualifying. [As the new graphic indicates… he thinks it “stolen valor” — insulting both Marines, and former fry cooks (like me!) from a half-century ago… everywhere. Damn, son.]

This is… too precious for words! These malign, bitter lil’ trolls have nominated (checks notes) a 34 time felon; a guy indicted in 60-some more felonies; a serial sexual predator; a guy who owes JUDGMENTS of over $400 million for bank- and tax- frauds in NY state; a guy who (despite swearing he would!) has never shown his 1040s, even a decade later… and a guy… who invited a mob to kill his own VP, when he wouldn’t join his insurrection against the United States of America’s laws on peaceful transfer of power.

Holy sh!t, boys — it’s a fry cook job (or it isn’t?) — McDs doesn’t keep complete backup record copies of 45 year old summer jobs, by millions of then-teenagers. You two are idiots. And this kerfuffle shows just how desperate you morons are.

Maybe it was Burger King. WTAF, John?! The narrative of working class is doubtless proven true.

Meanwhile, Trump declared the danger of AIDs, while bedding hundreds of women after nights at Studio 54 in the 80s… was his “Vietnam”. All while claiming bone spurs — and taking six deferments, with daddy’s multiple millions, in his pocket (to pay the tabs, and get him out of “jams” — with multiple unplanned pregnancies) — and no-doubt, as publicly available movies/photos and pictures of receipts demonstrate — hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, back then.

Wake up — you jackass. Your guy is a pure sociopath.