…That the Eskimos and Aleutian peoples, over the last several centuries… mostly consumed Vanilla ice cream, on a small pine stick, dipped in Belgian chocolate, and sprinkled with crushed South American nuts.

That is about the limit of the seriousness with which I am willing to regard Mr. Hinderaker’s latest screed — and it perhaps ought to be regarded even less seriously by all higher functioning adults. John churlishly suggests native peoples’ actual history is in some way diminished, by no longer serving as a rather garish cartoon — to sell frozen dessert products their wise ancestors would never have eaten.

And hey John, I too, have edited and omitted an adjective — before my final noun there, but in the penultimate sentence.

Of course John blathers on about ice cream novelty boxes, because he cannot face the notion that Bill Barr just attempted and failed, in executing a mini-Friday night massacre, in the NYSD.

Let’s call that… Barr’s Half-Ass-acre.

Out. Cheers!