In a bit of likely bourbon-inspired slurring, Hinderaker muses that Canada is nothing more than an ersatz 51^st “vassal” state, to the USA, but worse — in his words. He goes on to offer a pointless map, about population dispersions in Canada.

Whoah. He should be careful here — should our kindly northern neighbors decide to join us, poor John will never ever see another GOP candidate win a national race. These fine people will vote hard core blue — very-close to the Squad, on almost all issues — especially gun control.

The man is either drunk — or senile — or both.

As my whimsical but similar graphic at right (but factually accurate) makes plain… here in the US, almost all of the would-be MAGA voters live in places where… (cue the tuba music!) NO. ONE. ELSE. LIVES. For miles and miles.

Hilarious — and sad — for old Johnnie.

Unrelated update: late night, Hinderaker blames “the Left” for surfacing a 2016 photo of some local Florida pol in an “assless chaps” swimsuit — festooned with MAGA logos. [And yet, the image he shows was branded by the NY Post — a clearly right leaning paper; but why quibble, right?!]

Yawn. It’s not the suit, nor her ass hanging out, John… for me, it’s a question about…the thigh bruises.

Did she get them at Mar-A-Lago — with Tangerine, at the “photo-shoot”!?! Do tell.

End, trivial update.

Out.