Paul is a loon, here.

John is a loon — as well.

They’ll do just about anything to avoid talking about the current felony of taking a $500 million bribe.

Including belaboring the entirely unsurprising notion that a man who is elderly when he enters office is… more elderly when he leaves office — four years later.

Do take a seat, boys — until you’re ready to stop this crime spree still in progress, straight outta’ 1600 Penn., I don’t want to hear it.

Updated: include Scott Johnson among the loons, here.

Damn.