Hey Hinderaker: Who Did These Judges… Beat, With Billy Clubs?!

Tonight, Hinderaker goes… full-on loon, with this:

“…What these robed rebels are doing is vastly closer to an insurrection than anything that was done by the ragtag protesters of January 6, 2021…”_

John’s knickers are in a twist because by a better than ten to one ratio, federal judges, appointed both by Democrats and Republicans — over the last four decades… are almost uniformly ruling against Tangerine 2.0’s lawlessness.

John, that would be because Tangerine 2.0 is egregiously violating the law. The federal law — of very long-standing.

The law that even Ronald Reagan obeyed, and in the main, Bush 43 obeyed; while his father obeyed it even more than 43 did.

It is an indisputable fact that Donald Trump is a convicted felon. And it shows in every move he makes, about 90% of which are deeply disdainful of the rule of law in America. He believes he’s a king. And he is not.

At bottom that is all Hinderaker is burping about.

Calling esteemed federal judges on both sides of the aisle “insurrectionists” — and likening them to the violent mob that stormed the Capital Rotunda (injuring dozens and dozens of police officers as they charged) back on J6…

Just confirms how completely untethered from reality Johnnie Hinderaker has become.

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The Able USDC Judge In Newark Will Wait Just One More Day, To Hear “One Paragraph” Of A View From Noem — As To Appealability — But Mr. Khalil Is Likely Coming Back East…

We have a very satisfactory 67 page answer, tonight — but ever cautious, the court asks whether Tangerine 2.0 lawyers intend to appeal the order allowing the habeas proceedings in New Jersey.

The able USDC Judge has ruled that venue is proper in New Jersey, given Ms. Noem’s immediate, and blatant, attempts to hide him away from his lawyers, in a private prison in rural Jena, Louisiana. But he will wait until tomorrow afternoon to think through appealbility issues.

Here’s the excellent, plain-English 67 page opinion — and the more salient bits:

. . .A lawful permanent resident was detained, and filed a habeas corpus petition seeking his release.

The respondents, various federal officials, have moved to dismiss, arguing the Court does not have jurisdiction.

The motion to dismiss is denied….

[Team Tangerine 2.0/Noem’s] New Jersey–focused immediate custodian argument is not persuasive. The Petitioner did not name as a respondent his immediate New Jersey custodian. But he did not need to. That custodian was not only unknown to the Petitioner’s lawyer, but virtually unknowable to her. And so the Petition could clear the bar by doing what it did — naming the Petitioner’s ultimate custodian [Kristi Noem], the Secretary of Homeland Security….

[A]pplying the unknown custodian exception in this case is in the interest of the equitable concerns that the Supreme Court has long invoked in habeas law….

Now you know. Not even a $50,000 gold tank / diamond encrusted Rolex… will deliver to Ms. Noem the “time” she wants, in dank Jena, Louisiana now. She must play by the rules Judge Bork (yes, that guy!) interpreted / announced nearly four decades ago. Welcome to the real world, Kristi — the privileges of your old governor’s mansion lie… a long stretch — from here, in bustling Newark.

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Deplorable: HHS/NIH Staff Being Let Go This Morning… Altogether, Over 10,000 Health Care and Science Related Professionals Being RIF-ed. Damn.

This is thanks to our fine anonymous commenters.

See below. I have very few words left — except that (again!) we will all reap the whirlwind for this (and undoubtedly many will ultimately be reinstated, with all back and front pay):

…RIFs happening now. Across HHS. Long lines of staff waiting at doors to building. Supervisors meeting staff with folders for RIF. Those who are RIFFEd are escorted to desk and given box to move out….

This is deeply idiotic — and dangerous to the nation’s health care. The chaos is the point — and it will last for a good while. Do know that our thoughts and meditations are with you — as are our… federal lawsuits.

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In The Supremes: TRO In Class Action, For People Snatched Away Without Due Process, And Sent To Notorious El Salvador Prison… The Plaintiffs Explain Their Case.

The plaintiffs are defending the nationwide TRO already entered in DC — one that Tangerine/Noem has improperly taken up with the Supremes this week. TEMPORARY orders (i.e., TROs) cannot be appealed to the Supremes, as they are not “final” orders. Pretty simple.

And now even Noem is admitting that in several cases, including one infamous one out of Maryland, she let her goons grab US citizens without process, at all — and it turns out they are not even Venezuelans, let alone gang members. She did so based on clothing and tattoos — not any form of real police work. The government is going to end up paying tens of millions of dollars to these people wrongfully detained, and deported to brutal prisons — even temporarily. That’s… just disgusting. Here’s the case, as stated by the plaintiffs to Chief Justice Roberts this very morning:

…The government has not satisfied its exceedingly high burden to warrant the extraordinary relief it seeks: vacating unappealable Temporary Restraining Orders (“TROs”) that merely preserve the status quo while a pending preliminary injunction motion is decided on an expedited basis (with a hearing on April 8). The TRO does not order anyone’s release, nor does it prevent the government from carrying out regular removals under the Immigration and Nationality Act (“INA”).

Indeed, the government has apparently been removing individuals it contends are members of the Tren de Aragua gang, using regular immigration procedures, since the TRO went into effect. See Sec’y of State Marco Rubio, X (Mar: 31, 2025, 8:25 AM ET), https://perma.cc/CE6C-ZMDM. Under the circumstances, the court of appeals correctly concluded that the government will suffer no irreparable harm in the short term. In contrast, without the TRO, Plaintiffs will suffer extraordinary and irreparable harms — being sent out of the United States to a notorious Salvadoran prison, where they will remain incommunicado, potentially for the rest of their lives, without having had any opportunity to contest their designation as gang members. See App. 27a-28a (Henderson, J., concurring) (“The Executive’s burdens are comparatively modest compared to the plaintiffs’.”); id. at 68a-70a (Millett, J., concurring) “the injury to the Plaintiffs is great and truly irreparable”); id. at 129a-130a (Boasberg, J.) (plaintiffs face “a high likelihood of suffering significant harm”).

The government cannot explain why the equities are in its favor, particularly since it (now) concedes that individuals are entitled to contest their designation (which is all the district court has thus far held). It argues only that this case should have been brought in habeas, and disputes whether venue is proper in the District of Columbia….

This is a dark time — driven only by irrational, hateful fear on the part of Trump, Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem. What a pack of malign sociopaths. Onward, resolutely. The plaintiffs will win out here. Count on that. And we as taxpayers will foot the bill for these crooks in office — to pay damages in compensation for their deprivation of Constitutional rights. Out.

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Good News: The Mpox Vax Can Now Be Shipped In Freeze-Dried Powder Form — But Spread Continues… Next Pandemic, Ahead?

It seems that unlike prior (pre-2022) outbreaks — when the virus mostly skipped solely from animals to a very contained number of humans, Mpox Clade 1b is increasingly like an STD — transfered over and over, by intimate contact — human to human. And with sex workers and their clients both regularly transversing the world, this is a particularly fraught population within which to fight such a contagious viral infection reservoir.

And while being able to transport the powdered vaccine stock overland (in the resulting high temperatures) is a vast leap forward, the public education issues are daunting — doubly so, with Tangerine/Musk ending USAID on these dimensions. Malnourished children in Africa are at very high risk as well, due to weakened immune systems. Here’s the latest, with SciTech Daily summarizing a Nature.com letter:

…Researchers are also concerned because clade I viruses are thought to be more aggressive. These viruses appear to be accumulating specific genetic mutations – driven by enzymes in the human body – that may be changing viral properties, so the longer these viruses circulate amongst us, the higher the chances these mutations help mpox adapt to humans.

Although mpox was once mainly seen in Central Africa, the virus caused an outbreak worldwide in 2022 and is now causing outbreaks in multiple sub-Saharan countries. While it currently affects adults the most, the researchers stress that it has the potential to spread among other groups, including children, a group at greater risk of serious illness….

Unlike smallpox, mpox has an animal reservoir, meaning it can’t be fully eradicated. The authors warn that unless international action is taken now – including investment in point-of-care testing and new treatments – mpox will continue to re-emerge and threaten global health….

Now you know — and onward, to go vote in the primaries, locally. Smile.

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Hinderaker Fails To Mention TX Gov. Abbott — But Laments… Marni La Pen’s Fate. Wow.

So, Texas MAGA Gov. Abbott is actually failing to schedule a special election required by state law… because the Democrats are fairly likely to win a majority of the special election seats, and put the GOP super majority in Texas… out of business.

John knows that’s actually, and factually, a subversion of democracy — by the GOP. Right here at home. Yet Hinderaker instead writes about events in… France.

Over there, a convicted felon and fraudster who happens to be frothy hard right has been (all as long-contemplated by the Civil Code there) banned from the ballot.

That’s French law. Not US law. But Hinderaker blames US Democrats… for French law of long standing status… why?!

Because he’s a bitterly malignant old yutz. That’s why.

What I’m truly puzzled about is why he’s not yammering on and on about Texas Gov. Abbott, if he actually believes in democracy.

Yikes.

Well. For Only The Fourth Time — In 16 Years — I’ve Beaten Mr. Obama.

And if UCLA can win out in the women’s brackets — it will be the first time I’ve ever beaten him in both the men’s and women’s.

No matter how the final four in the men’s breaks, now — I will win by over 10 points, and three games over his picks. All four of my final four picks are still dancing — but both of us have Duke to win it all, so he can’t catch me.

And on the women’s side, UCLA is playing very well — and is likely to take it all — so I may well win out there as well. But he can still beat me, if South Carolina were to win it all.

Now we wait — and watch. Onward, smiling. Be excellent to one another. [Today, Tangerine is talking nonsense about a delusional third term. It is all strictly for the chaos value. No sane person will allow that — not without a Constitutional amendment. Read: no way, meet no how.]

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In Which Hinderaker Makes Sh!t Up, Of Whole Cloth (Again).

Hinderaker this afternoon tells us (on zero evidence) that the US State Department will carry on the aid work of the USAID operatives, as and after Tangerine and Musk decimate it.

This new lie is being seeded because Trump is now realizing both that these programs were and are popular in the United States, and that they serve a very real function — of improving goodwill, as well as limiting the spread of international pandemics, many never to reach our shores…

So suddenly programs that he was destroying will be reincarnated (magically) under the US State Department.

These people are as shameless as they are… stupid. John says he “presumes” this will happen. [Only if we Democrats make it so, in 2026.]

Nice try, Johnnie.

Out.