“Sure. Sure. Cool Story, Bro”: Trump Appointed Various DoJ Positions; Now Demands $230 Million Be Paid By DoJ To Him (Personally) — Over These Appointees’ Signatures?!

One could not even remotely imagine a dumber public corruption / crime plot.

The whole silly idea only violates about 75 federal felony statutes. In other words — just a regular Tuesday — for Donald Trump.

Of course, it will never come to pass.

And even if you believe he’s saying it just to enrage Democrats (we should consider that Kash Patel would do it in a heartbeat!). And he probably isn’t just trolling, because he likely genuinely believes he’s entitled to $230 million in damages for “reasons” — he should be aware that (as any sentient human would be) this sort of wildly-conflicted interest is unseemly… And (it turns out) felonious.

Gosh, is he an ugly spud. Out.