I’m… “Shocked, Shocked… I Tell You.” Hilarious.

Gee — who could have possibly guessed that a sh!t-coin hooked to Trump, would fraudulently be round trip traded, to become the 21st largest crypto — in only four days… Only for the pump to be dumped, here as we head into his swearing in?

Yep — vast craters ahead, for his and Melania’s crap-coins. Hilariously, the First Lady’s trading symbol suggests her body odor… is strong — and pungent, with the dollar sign (which the quote machines put in front of each coin’s name, automatically) in front of her name reading as “Smellania“. [These are not the sharpest folks.] Boing, and yikes:

…The $TRUMP/USDT pair has emerged as the most-traded pair over the past 24 hours on the leading exchange, Binance, representing 13.3% of the total exchange volume, according to Coingecko….

However, the perpetual futures cumulative volume delta, which reflects the difference between buying and selling volume, has dropped by over 1%, indicating a relative increase in selling volume. In other words, traders are either taking outright shorts or bearish bets or closing long positions….

Probably best to just sit this particular casino game… out. Gosh — are these people ever… idiots.

नमस्ते

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