What’s The Over / Under — In Months — Before Tangerine Mentions Putin’s Culpability In Navalny’s Prison Death?

I gather he’s too busy selling gold-leaf adorned sneakers, fashioned in Southeast Asia or China by child labor (but truly, why would Jabba the Hutt be needed to… endorse a basketball line?!), some awful cologne, and even now has apparently launched a “GoFundMe” — for his legal bills.

We really shouldn’t expect him to — well, you know — actually care… about a dissident dying in the frigid reaches of a brutal, arctic prison.

Not when he needs Putin far more than Putin will ever need him.

This alone ought to be disqualifying — but for some Americans who slept through middle school civics… it won’t matter. They are ready to throw their votes… away.

Ah, well… but do know this, you Trump voters (as Bantu Steven Biko taught us all): “it is better to die… for an idea that will live — than to live for an idea that will… die“.

And Tangerine’s ideas… are definitely… dying.

Out.