Did Someone Hit Hinderaker In The Head — With A… Shovel?!

Tonight, “Nutty John” Hinderaker claims that “liberals” are going to try to force him to give up steak, in favor of a genetically-modified DANGEROUS (if eaten) protein cell line (a lab-grown admixture, derived from extinct wooly mammoth and modern elephant muscle cell DNA!)… because he MIS-read a report on a study… growing modified muscle cells — in a dish, as a demonstration project — on using CRISPR tech. Nothing more.

And so… this simply must be evidence of a profoundly concussive event — like a skull-fracture, from a flying snow shovel, earlier this past winter… still lingering, untreated by modern medicine, in the Hinderaker household.

Not much else might explain his ludicrous belief that he will ultimately be forced “by Democrats” to eat bugs… and whatever this “Beyond Meat” clone might be (and at a nose-bleed price point, to boot!).

Either that, or he’s been listening to Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson shows, again.

Dunno — don’t care. But it is sad, to see a legal mind — in decline.

D A M N.