And rather than yammer on, in lamenting (but wholly-accurate) tones, about how Tangerine regularly thwarted his efforts, we will run this light hearted Brad Pitt piece, to honor his service to us all.
We’d ask: when… has a widely-decorated, actual, living life-scientist been so honored… with a gentle, reverent roast — by the [former] sexiest man… alive? Ever?!
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