John’s “Family-Safe” Island… Is Shrinking, Anew.

Tonight, John is all in a lather about Taylor Swift’s stance against Tennessee’s Marsha Blackburn. [Well done, Ms. Swift!]

John — and his girls (he says — though I doubt that bit), will no longer listen to her music.

Precious.

Enjoy that tiny rowboat, on the deep blue ocean — son, your grip on reality is… slipping away.

Hilarious.